Kinda perverse and yet amusing. Another thing to kill 35 seconds of your life.
I laughed really hard at this. I’m actually kind of surprised at myself for that.
Futons are horrendous. They are the harbingers of a coming time when humans will no longer sleep. We will be sleep deprived zombies staying up all night watching dvd box sets on our FUTONS, because god knows there won’t be any sleep happening on them.
I was browsing the furniture for sale on Craigslist and I came across an ad for “The best Futon EVER!!!” At $95, this rumpled mass of pet dander and sexual fluids looked like the best candidate for the trashpile EVER.
Have you ever noticed that people tend to have sex on Futons a LOT? My friend has a futon where many an encounter has occurred, because the damn thing is too uncomfortable to actually sleep on. Might as well make the best of it!
I actually slept on it last night… make that slept off.. as in slept off the booze. But as soon as 6:30 rolled around and I was sober enough to realize the treachery occurring to the muscles and tendons of my neck and back… I was outta there.
I’m glad there’s a place to sleep for me when I’m too drunk to drive, but that’s the only way you’ll ensnare me in your uncomfortable folds of metal and wood, futon.
1 week agoMy life is so fucking stupid. I can hear my roommate getting plugged in the next room, and on top of that, the stupid dvd player keeps crapping out. I’m trying to get through an episode of Freaks and Geeks, a real good one, and it keeps fucking up.
Stop having sex in my house! Especially when I am trying to watch tv!!!
3 weeks agoAttention Internet, BustedTeesI totally got the Jake and Amir shirt. 3 weeks agois selling all their shirts for 12 dollars until midnight tonight. That means for only a dozen American dollars you can wear my face on your chest.
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