January 2012
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If you found my blog cause I liked or reblogged something of yours, it’s because I searched the Tallahassee tag and scoped out my fellow Tallahassee tumblrs. I just wanted to see how much pain and misery and boredom we all share. Turns out, it’s so so much.
shelbysmith:
Jesus people. Everything in Tallahassee is closing apparently. Circle K on campus, The Engine Room, half of the strip…glad I got out of dodge while it was still fun. What next, Bullwinkles?!
You should maybe get off the strip more. Come to Midtown. It will be okay.
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Fun with craigslist personal ads:
Every now and then I like to peruse the craigslist personal ads to find the dumbest men, which is mostly who uses the craigslist personal ads. Once I find a particularly horrible one, I like to post a response to it, letting them know how awful it was. Here is my latest achievement:
Imaginary Girlfriend - 25
Hey there fella who posted the Imaginary Girlfriend ad, just wanted to give you some...
Fuck Pinterest
pixeldujour:
Pinterest is stupid. It’s just a lame Tumblr ripoff. Why would you want to be on a lame version of Tumblr? Amirite?
Could not agree more. Everyone I work with argues this. I told them Pinterest is just a watered-down version of Tumblr, much like Coldplay is a watered-down Radiohead, and still they did not understand.
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It’s exceedingly cliche to say this, but today I could not relate to the rest of humanity at all. I had an akward exchange with my pharmacist in which she explained to me in great detail how to take the medication I’ve been taking for a month now. Then I went to the dog park with one of my friends who talks A LOT and always interrupts my stories with stories of her own and talks over...
I ain't bovvered.
Feeling a little down today, but when my thoughts turn to the things that are making me sad, I just say “I ain’t bovvered” a few times and it makes it better.
I already sold one of my Etsy items! Victory!
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Check out my Etsy shop, please. →
Decided to start an Etsy shop. All proceeds from this are going to my get-the-fuck-out-of-Florida fund. Check it out if you feel like it.
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epiphany
I just realized something about myself which might explain my failed relationships.
I don’t really care about love and romance, I just care about sex.
I’m not looking for a relationship where we get nice and “settled in” with eachother, like reading before bed and making food together and being generally boring in the presence of one another. Those things can be nice, but...
“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
– In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever...