January 2009
51 posts
After sex behaviour by sign
notthatkindagay:
blogut:
lhh:
sedatedm:
Scorpio: Perhaps I should untie you…
Via
Leo: Wasn’t I fantastic?
Yeah, wasn’t I fantastic?
Virgo: I need to wash the sheets.
True Story.
Capricorn: That was cool, now please get out of here, I need to balance my checkbook.
White people shit
willmccloud:
I’m about to go to a tea room for lunch with my mom. I haven’t had a haircut in months and I’m wearing a hoodie and dirty Chucks. I’M ABOUT TO GET ALL UP IN YOUR FANCY.
uhm.. Dragonss? You're creeping me out
takingdrugs:
singlescoop:
catfaces:
(via ktmac)
yeah, what the hell? this is the second person i’ve had with a blank tumblr add me.
ME TOO! WHAT is with that? I feel like it’s the CIA or some shit, spying on me. Forget about it assholes, I’m boring, don’t party, own guns, and I totally have well under 29 grams of weed in my possession at any time WHICH, according to Canadian law, means...
Back home; time for quotes from my parents!
willmccloud:
Mom: Super bowl this weekend, yaaay! Dad: Who gives a shit?
Haha, if I still lived in Tampa I’d being saying the same thing. “Oh great, MORE traffic.”
Marco's Postal Service Threat Response →
walpaper:
Marco says:
“…The world would be a better place if we didn’t waste time, money, and natural resources to create, deliver, and throw away all of this junk.
Is that what’s keeping the US Post Office operating at its current volume? If so, do we really want to try very hard to maintain its current service level? That would almost be as stupid as pumping a ton of taxpayer money into...
I just drove 360 miles to my Dad’s house and he’s not even here. He’s out running errands. I mean, I could have called him with an ETA, so I guess it’s my own fault.
I’m thrilled to be in the nearly 80 degree weather, so I don’t mind too much.
Hell, yeah: Obama on "Roe vs. Wade" - Salon.com →
indieandyy:
apsies:msbadkittie:hono-lulu:robot-heart-politics:yumwatch
Here is Barack Obama’s official statement on the matter, which voices strong and unambiguous support not only for the right to choose but also for women’s rights, period. We could tell you more about it, but well, it speaks for itself: “On the 36th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, we are reminded that this decision not only...
I've had a song stuck in my head for 2 weeks now
alohanico:
allpointsnorth:
The only problem is that I don’t know what it’s called or who sings it so it is driving me crazy! I’ve narrowed it down to Billy Joel or Elton John (maybe), possibly somewhere in the 80’s. I know the intro starts out with some weird sound (first 4 seconds or so) and then it comes in with a few piano chords. You know, just like every EJ/BJ song in existence. The chorus...
I need a jazz room. A comfortable home for my record collection, with framed LPs on the walls and photographs of beautiful things. And low seating with lots of pillows, close to the stereo. And cocktails. Lots of those.
I Saw Stars - Django Reinhardt
From Wikipedia:
...
On repeat in my head right now, fighting for...
incline:
Have to Explode — The Mountain Goats
Bringing Home a Baby Bumblebee — Every annoying kids album ever
Steve Martin singing the Police song ‘Message In A Bottle’ in an overblown English accent — As far as I know, this has never actually happened
I wish they all could be...
walpaper:
chrisreinhard says, “Dude, what were the Beach Boys smoking? California girls are atypically unintelligent because they speak with a vernacular that is neither grammatically correct or seductively poignant. They dress almost exclusively in one of two types of costumes: bleach-blonde hair and orange skin draped in beatnik sundresses and unnecessary Ugg boots; or tight black jeans (but...
Iconic Romantic Movie Moments....
walpaper:
I’m trying to think of some of the best Romantic moments in Movies, from classics to modern.
Moments like Say Anything’s Boom Box scene, the send off scene in Casablanca, Jack and Rose on the front of the boat, etc…
Do y’all have any favorites?
The scene in Bridget Jones’ Diary where Mr. Darcy leaves the apartment and she assumes that he’s furious over the mean things...
should i get the new animal collective? y/n?
alohanico:
veganista:
everyone’s been posting about them but i’ve never heard of them.
Yes. But if you want a preview of what to expect do a quick search of your dashboard. I’m almost certain that the majority of the album has been posted to tumblr by way of audio posts.
Animal Collective isn’t the most accessible of bands. I’d start with Panda Bear’s Person Pitch. And get...
I am in Florida. It is 27 degrees outside. Slated to get down to 18.
I am in FLORIDA.
Fan Death →
Apparently the majority of the population in South Korea (including its government) believe in this:
“Fan death is a South Korean urban legend which states that an electric fan, if left running overnight in a closed room, can cause the death (by suffocation, poisoning, or hypothermia) of those inside.”
Crazy.
Someone is sitting in their car outside of my neighbor’s house blasting “Wonderwall”.
Do you guys with cats ever just wanna tell them to “QUIT FUCKING WITH SHIT!!!!”? I am alone in my house tonight and they are running around like crazy, messing with all of my objects. I jump about 10 feet high whenever I hear them getting into something.
Evil!
I DO NOT LIKE THE WORD 'SLOUCHY'.
That is all.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-11) →
Belle and Sebastian (11)
The Jam (6)
Frank Black (3)
Les Baxter & His Orchestra (3)
Jaco Pastorius (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Over the Hills and Far Away - Led Zepplin
I...
Really? →
“I am a man in search of a brazilian wax and would like to trade if possible.”
Whaaaa?
dear assholes sitting next to us at the movies...
You are not funny. Your less-than-brilliant comments certainly highlight how dumb/racist you are. Please close your mouth once in a while so people don’t have to inhale your rancid popcorn breath. Turn off your phone. It rings once, we give you a freebie. The next time, we shall want to punch you. Stop texting, too. Quit elbowing me, even though I am holding my arm as close to my chest as...
Gouda to you
Today I find myself speeding through haircuts just so I can get back to Tumblr on my iphone. J\K. It’s pretty slow for a Friday.
The girls on tumblr have to be the...
bikerfish:
thegrasshopperunit:
Where the fuck are girls this cool in the real world? Let alone OHIO! fuck.
Blogs are a representation that the blogger CHOOSES to put out there. I would never assume I knew someone because I liked what they post. Tread lightly.
For real. I only POSE as a twenty-something blonde hairdresser from Florida.
I’m really a 49 year old bald divorcee with a...
Bromance (on MTV)
My friend asked me if it was a show about gay teens.
I said yes.
>:|
I can’t upload an audio file to save my life. I’ve been trying to contribute to Jazz Sundays and it is not happening.
/frustration
